Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?