Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why is a computer so smart?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?