What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What's the politest month?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?