What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How do you organize a space party?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?