How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?