How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How do eggs end a TV show?