What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the sardine call the submarine?