What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do you make a cow float?