What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How did the toad die?