Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?