What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?