How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the math book sad?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?