Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Why was the dog overweight?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where do chips wear socks?