What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
They are both Paris-sites.
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are goats so funny?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?