Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"