How do horses stay in such great shape?
They keep a stable diet.
Why don't ants get sick?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?