What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Christmas Time is Here!
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?