How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are turtles so shy?