What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What do you call an old snowman?
What do little fish love to play with?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?