How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?