How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in winter!
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why are baseball games at night?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a peanut in space?