How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Why was the bee sad?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?