Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?