How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
What do you give a sick pig?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a tree's least favorite month?