What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?