What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why are books always so angry?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which elf is the best singer?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?