Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do bees get to school?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?