How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?