Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?