What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?