What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Where was Noah born?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?