What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What animals make the best students?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?