What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the computer run out of money?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?