Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind. It's tearable...
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What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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What's the difference between soccer and football?