Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?