What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?