What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Someone stole all my lamps.
The museum curator needed a break.