What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?