When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
If you need help building an ark...
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a short cow?