Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?