What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Pride and Prejudice.
What do cats wear to work?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?