What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?