What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How does dinner smell?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What tree has the most bark?