What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why do porcupines always win the game?