How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?