What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?