Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?