Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?