What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a sad latte?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?