What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the sailor lose his job?