Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?