What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you do when two snails fight?