What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?